I always really enjoy it when gossip, rumors and lies about me gets back to me because it makes me feel famous, like the subject of a celebrity gossip column. However, I have found over the years that there is a serious and troublesome lack of creativity, intrigue and glamour in these lies. In fact, to be perfectly frank, they have been lackluster, utterly lackluster. So, with the goal of stimulating more creative juices in the rumor mill, I have come up with a few suggestions for the next time you hear my name mentioned in more dull and drab gossip. Feel free to us any of the following bits of gossip at any time;
* I was the inspiration for Katy Perry’s song, ‘I kissed a girl’
* The reason I am a vegetarian is because I get all the blood I need with my nightly vampiric activities
* I am Lady Gaga’s birth mother.
* And lastly, if you hear my name linked with the word ‘escorted’ please make sure that it is followed with the phrase, ‘by Antonio Banderas’.
Now get out there and spin some saucy tales!!
* I was the inspiration for Katy Perry’s song, ‘I kissed a girl’
* The reason I am a vegetarian is because I get all the blood I need with my nightly vampiric activities
* I am Lady Gaga’s birth mother.
* And lastly, if you hear my name linked with the word ‘escorted’ please make sure that it is followed with the phrase, ‘by Antonio Banderas’.
Now get out there and spin some saucy tales!!